Woman was God's second mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, 1913 I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf