aI belong to that classification of people known as wives. I am a Wife. And, not altogether incidentally, I am a mother.
Not too long ago a male friend of mine appeared on the scene fresh from a recent divorce. He had one child, who is, of course, with his ex-wife. He is looking for another wife. As I thought
I would like to go back to school so that I can become economically independent, support myself, and if need be, support those dependent upon me, I want a wife who will work and send me to school. And while I am going to school I want a wife to take care of my children. I want a wife to keep track of the children's doctor and dentist appointments. And to keep track of mine, too. I want a wife who will wash the children's clothes and keep them mended. I want a wife who is a good nurturant attendant to my children, who arranges for their schooling, makes sure that they have an adequate social life with their peers, takes them to the park, the zoo, etc. I want a wife who takes care of the children when they are sick, a wife who arranges to be around when the children need special care, because, of cause, I cannot miss classes at school. My wife must arrange to lose time at work and not lose the job. It may mean a small cut in my wife's income from time to time, but I guess I can tolerate that. Needless to say, my wife will arrange and pay for the care of the children while my wife is working.
I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a wife who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in their proper place so that I can find what I need the minute I need it. I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook. I want a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals, serve them pleasantly, and then do the cleaning up while I do my studying. I want a wife who will care for me when I am sick and sympathize with my pain and loss of time from school. I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that somesone can aomtinue to care for me and my children when I need a rest and change of scene.
I want a wife who will not bother me with rambling（漫步的） complaints
I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life. When my wife and I are invited out by my friends, I want a wife who will take care of the babysitting arrangements. When I meet people at school that I like who will have the house clean, will prepare a special meal, serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when I talk
I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it. I want a wife who assumes the complete responsibility for birth control, because I do not want more children. I want a wife who will remain sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to people as fully as possible.
If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already have, I have the liberty to replace my present wife with another one. Naturally, I will expect a fresh, new life; my wife will take the children and be solely responsible for them so that I am left free.
When I am through with school and have a job, I want my wife to quit working and remain at home so that my wife can more fully and completely take care of a wife's duties.
My God, who wouldn't want a wife?
相关单词：schooling
schooling解释：n.教育；正规学校教育
schooling例句：
A child's access to schooling varies greatly from area to area.孩子获得学校教育的机会因地区不同而大相径庭。
Backward children need a special kind of schooling.天赋差的孩子需要特殊的教育。
相关单词：rambling
rambling解释：adj.[建]凌乱的，杂乱的
rambling例句：
We spent the summer rambling in Ireland. 我们花了一个夏天漫游爱尔兰。
It was easy to get lost in the rambling house. 在布局凌乱的大房子里容易迷路。
相关单词：ashtray
ashtray解释：n.烟灰缸
ashtray例句：
He knocked out his pipe in the big glass ashtray.他在大玻璃烟灰缸里磕净烟斗。
She threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray.她把烟头扔进烟灰缸。
相关单词：helping
helping解释：n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的
helping例句：
The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。
相关单词：replenished
replenished解释：补充( replenish的过去式和过去分词 )； 重新装满
replenished例句：
She replenished her wardrobe. 她添置了衣服。
She has replenished a leather [fur] coat recently. 她最近添置了一件皮袄。
相关单词：passionately
passionately解释：ad.热烈地，激烈地
passionately例句：
She could hate as passionately as she could love. 她能恨得咬牙切齿，也能爱得一往情深。
He was passionately addicted to pop music. 他酷爱流行音乐。
相关单词：clutter
clutter解释：n.零乱，杂乱；vt.弄乱，把…弄得杂乱
clutter例句：
The garage is in such a clutter that we can't find anything.车库如此凌乱，我们什么也找不到。
We'll have to clear up all this clutter.我们得把这一切凌乱的东西整理清楚。
相关单词：jealousies
jealousies解释：n.妒忌( jealousy的名词复数 )；妒羡
jealousies例句：
They were divided by mutual suspicion and jealousies. 他们因为相互猜疑嫉妒而不和。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
I am tired of all these jealousies and quarrels. 我厌恶这些妒忌和吵架的语言。 来自辞典例句
相关单词：entail
entail解释：vt.使承担，使成为必要，需要
entail例句：
Such a decision would entail a huge political risk.这样的决定势必带来巨大的政治风险。
This job would entail your learning how to use a computer.这工作将需要你学会怎样用计算机。
相关单词：adherence
adherence解释：n.信奉，依附，坚持，固着
adherence例句：
He was well known for his adherence to the rules.他因遵循这些规定而出名。
The teacher demanded adherence to the rules.老师要求学生们遵守纪律。
相关单词：fully
fully解释：adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地
fully例句：
The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。
They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。
相关单词：solely
solely解释：adv.仅仅，唯一地
solely例句：
Success should not be measured solely by educational achievement.成功与否不应只用学业成绩来衡量。
The town depends almost solely on the tourist trade.这座城市几乎完全靠旅游业维持。
