I don't know any other animal on this green earth that loves a barbecue more than a dog, and being one, I'm no exception. So, when my people say let's go, you know I'm gonna be there.
Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament（窘况，困境）. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food, all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic（教条的，武断的） after
The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs. What happened, one of them yells. I think the dog did something, another whispers. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot, It's Hot". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too. After all, now I know I can get away with it.
相关单词：frustration
frustration解释：n.挫折，失败，失效，落空
frustration例句：
He had to fight back tears of frustration.他不得不强忍住失意的泪水。
He beat his hands on the steering wheel in frustration.他沮丧地用手打了几下方向盘。
相关单词：perverted
perverted解释：adj.不正当的v.滥用( pervert的过去式和过去分词 )；腐蚀；败坏；使堕落
perverted例句：
Some scientific discoveries have been perverted to create weapons of destruction. 某些科学发明被滥用来生产毁灭性武器。
sexual acts, normal and perverted 正常的和变态的性行为
相关单词：standing
standing解释：n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
standing例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
相关单词：gorging
gorging解释：v.（用食物把自己）塞饱，填饱( gorge的现在分词 )；作呕
gorging例句：
They had been gorging fruit in the forest. 他们方才一直在森林里狼吞虎咽地大嚼野果。 来自辞典例句
He saw roses winding
相关单词：swilling
swilling解释：v.冲洗( swill的现在分词 )；猛喝；大口喝；（使）液体流动
swilling例句：
They sat there swilling champagne. 他们坐在那里大喝香槟酒。 来自《简明英汉词典》
They were swilling down gin. 他们正在大喝杜松子酒。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
相关单词：squealing
squealing解释：v.长声尖叫，用长而尖锐的声音说( squeal的现在分词 )
squealing例句：
Pigs were grunting and squealing in the yard. 猪在院子里哼哼地叫个不停。
The pigs were squealing. 猪尖叫着。
相关单词：scrambled
scrambled解释：v.快速爬行( scramble的过去式和过去分词 )；攀登；争夺；（军事飞机）紧急起飞
scrambled例句：
Each scrambled for the football at the football ground. 足球场上你争我夺。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
He scrambled awkwardly to his feet. 他笨拙地爬起身来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
相关单词：yelp
yelp解释：vi.狗吠
yelp例句：
The dog gave a yelp of pain.狗疼得叫了一声。
The puppy a yelp when John stepped on her tail.当约翰踩到小狗的尾巴，小狗发出尖叫。
