How to Steal a Dog
Stealing dogs has never been so good! If you're a cheapo who is looking to steal away man's best friend, choose this how-to. Maybe you want a free dog, steal one! Though stealing a dog will probably get you put into prison. If you're that lonely and that in need of someone, or something to talk to, just take a dog, the original owner will understand!
How to Make a Dirty Movie
Oh honey don't worry, I'm just reading
How to be a Pope
I hope that this book was written by an ex-Pope, but it probably wasn't, seeing as how writing
How to Break the Cycle of Life and Death
Now...maybe I'm not religious enough, or maybe I think too much, something, but who in their right mind believes that they can actually live forever? There isn't a cycle to break. Life has a beginning, and an end. Maybe an afterlife, no one is too sure, but a book
How to Raise and Keep a Dragon
I'm sure this would be a great book, if dragons really existed. Maybe they live and exist inside of your imagination, but not in mine. Besides, who'd want to keep an animal that can literally open its mouth and blowtorch you to death? I'd gladly pass on that option. If you ever cross paths with a dragon, find this book.
相关单词：perverted
perverted解释：adj.不正当的v.滥用( pervert的过去式和过去分词 )；腐蚀；败坏；使堕落
perverted例句：
Some scientific discoveries have been perverted to create weapons of destruction. 某些科学发明被滥用来生产毁灭性武器。
sexual acts, normal and perverted 正常的和变态的性行为
相关单词：pope
pope解释：n.（罗马天主教的）教皇
pope例句：
The Pope is the spiritual leader of many Christians.教皇是众多基督徒的宗教领袖。
The Pope is the supreme leader of the Roman Catholic Church.教皇是罗马天主教的最高领袖。
相关单词：destined
destined解释：adj.命中注定的；(for)以…为目的地的
destined例句：
It was destined that they would marry.他们结婚是缘分。
The shipment is destined for America.这批货物将运往美国。
相关单词：immortal
immortal解释：adj.不朽的；永生的，不死的；神的
immortal例句：
The wild cocoa tree is effectively immortal.野生可可树实际上是不会死的。
The heroes of the people are immortal!人民英雄永垂不朽！
相关单词：literally
literally解释：adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实
literally例句：
He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。
