爆笑!欢迎来到喵星人的世界

   2015-04-07 0
核心提示:Cat's world Pet owners know that caring for an animal brings a new world of experiences. Some pets are affectionate and
Cat's world

Pet owners know that caring for an animal brings a new world of experiences. Some pets are affectionate and some are snarky, but only cats are consistently both. Between acrobatics, midnight cuddle attacks, and massive attitude problems, cats have managed to completely capture our attention. The following 10 situations are ones every cat owner can appreciate.
宠物主人们都知道宠爱动物会给你的世界带来新的体验。有些宠物很友爱,有些很活泼好动,但只有猫咪是俩者兼具的。从杂耍、半夜袭击拥抱,到各种大量态度问题,猫咪想尽办法来获取人类的关注。以下10个场景,相信每一位猫咪主人都会喜欢。

Enjoy sunbeams

Don’t even think about ruining the magic!
不要试图破坏这神奇!

The Look of Pure Patience

Any cat owner with more than one pet knows that cats are the most patient animals on the planet.
任何拥有一只以上宠物的主人都知道,喵星人是这个星球上最有耐心的动物。

Sharing Your Desk

When you’re a cat owner, keeping your desk to yourself is virtually impossible. Warm laptops or keyboards are cat magnets, no matter how many times we shoo them off. Even if your desk holds nothing more than notebooks and pens, cats are determined to prove that your space is their space. Luckily, the internet brought us the desk/cat box hack, or else cat owners would be perpetually at war between productivity and cat snuggles.
对于喵星人主人来说,想要把桌子独占己用是不可能的事儿。温暖的笔记本或键盘似乎对喵星人有着磁场一样的力量,无论我们多少次试图赶走他们都是无济于事的。即使你的桌面放的不过是一些笔记本和笔,喵星人还是执意要证明你的地盘就是它们的地盘。幸运地是,网络给我们带来猫盒黑客,不然猫咪主人们将陷入长期地为争取效率而与喵星人熊依偎的大战之中。

Being your cat's servant

Just like cats see our space as theirs, our time is theirs as well. You could be cooking, gardening, or getting ready, but when your cat decides it’s time for attention, almost nothing can dissuade them. Cat owners know that when it’s time for your cat, you’re better off listening. 
正如猫咪把我们的地盘看做是它们的一样,我们的时间也是它们的。你可以烹饪,栽培花木或准备任何事,但是当喵星人决定是时候关注它们了时,没有任何事可以阻挡它们。猫咪主人都知道,到了喵星人的时间时,你最好乖乖听话。

Preferring Cats to People

Cats never complain, leave you, seriously impede on your space, or need an explanation. What’s not to love?
猫咪从不抱怨,抛弃,刻意侵占你的地盘或需要一个解释。还有什么理由不爱它呢?

Cats Are the Boss

It’s so sweet of you humans to buy me a cat scooter. Now just get rid of the dog.
非常感谢你们人类为我买的猫咪滑板车。现在,把狗狗扔出去。

Cats Are Too Smart for Their Own Good

Anyone who has ever nearly died laughing while watching a cat furiously trying to figure out a mirror knows all about this.
任何人看到猫咪疯狂地探索镜子怎么什么都知道时,都会忍不住笑喷。

Take Your Cat Anywhere

Unlike dogs, cats take a lot of coercion to go anywhere.
不同于狗狗,喵星人热衷于去任何地方。

Kitty Cat Eyes Are More Powerful

Resistance is useless!
抗拒是没用的!

 
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